- british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
- american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
- arab guys: you wanna make friendship
at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
- normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
- me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
why cant i stop laughing omg
omg this is sad yet hysterical
he looks so sad omg
(Source: deceptivedirection)
My 4 year old nephew is wearing his spiderman outfit and took his mask off and my brother said ‘I KNEW SPIDERMAN WAS A GIRL!’ and my nephew dramatically turned around and said ‘I am NOT a girl…IM A LADY!’
we're lazy here on tumblr.
- press J: scroll down a post
- press K: scroll up a post
- press L: like a post
- press ALT+REBLOG: reblog fast
- press CTRL and the REBLOG button: open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
- press TAB: scroll to the top of your dashboard,
- OMFG MY TUMBLING IS FOREVER CHANGED